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  • of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get. its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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bradmajors:

$17,000 can buy me 3400 copies of Bee Movie

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via ruinedchildhood)

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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore, via fusion-rose)

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renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

(via danwy)

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fruitsofapathy:

I later froze to death.

(via danwy)

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yunuen:

Awkward!Boromir’s internal monologue.

(via ethanandhermes)

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sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via fusion-rose)

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photos by Adam Murray

(Source: dailymegturney, via officialgavinofree)